Login fallback options
- I am legally required to enter my password but engaging in rebellion
- I dislike these options
- My password anomalously causes refusal of authentication
- Someone is watching me enter my password
- I don't like my password
- I cannot enter my password due to anthropic shadow
- My password might be infohazardous
- I remembered a password, but the wrong one
- My password anomalously refuses changes
- All of the above
- I cannot send HTTP POST requests
- I forgot my username
- I remember my password and could in theory enter it, but I'm pataphysically cursed to never be able to for probabilistic reasons
- I know it, but can't enter it
- My password was retroactively erased/altered
- My password is the string of bytes required to crash this webserver