Login fallback options
- Contingency λ-8288 is to be initiated
- My password's length exceeds available memory
- I cannot type (in general)
- I'm bored and clicking on random options
- I forgot to forget my password
- My password is unrepresentable within reality
- I remember my password and could in theory enter it, but I'm pataphysically cursed to never be able to for probabilistic reasons
- I am actively unable to remember anything
- My password contains my password
- I reject the concept of passwords
- My password was retroactively erased/altered
- I forgot my keyboard
- I remembered it, but then bees stole it
- Someone is watching me enter my password
- My password anomalously causes refusal of authentication
- My password cannot be reused due to linear types