Login fallback options
- I am legally required to enter my password but engaging in rebellion
- I forgot my username
- I am unable to read
- I am legally required to click this option
- All of the above
- I know it, but am not alive/existent enough to enter it
- My password is infohazardous
- I forgot to forget my password
- My password has been garbage-collected
- My password is unrepresentable within reality
- My password is sapient and refuses to be typed
- I want backdoor access
- My password contains my password
- My password cannot be trusted
- The box is too big
- There is a username option and I don't know why another option claimed there wasn't