Login fallback options
- I am actively unable to remember anything
- This UI is too confusing
- My password was retroactively erased/altered
- I am legally required to click this option
- Contingency λ-8288 is to be initiated
- I reject the concept of passwords
- My password forgot me
- I am unable to read
- My password's length exceeds available memory
- I don't have a password and I'm ambivalent towards having one
- There is a username option and I don't know why another option claimed there wasn't
- I do not know what this website is or what it is for
- I don't like my password
- I don't know what passwords are
- The box is too small
- I forgot my password